Showing posts with label Lord of The Rings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lord of The Rings. Show all posts

Saturday, September 28, 2019

HOLY COW I ALMOST MISSED THE TOLKIEN BLOG PARTY

EEK

GUYS

I ALMOST MISSED IT!



I ALMOST MISSED THE BEST BLOG PARTY EVER

*heavy breathing*

Anyway let's do this before I forget xD

Would You Rather...

1.  ...join Thorin's Company or the Fellowship?

Daaaaaaang that's hard. On one hand, Kili and Fili and Thorin and all those awesome, funny, super-cool Dwarves... and then on the other hand... LEGOLAS AND MEN AND HOBBITS AND A WIZARD AND A DWARF, OH MY

Ok I'll join the Fellowship :D

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2.  ...ride Shadowfax or an eagle?

Hmmm... I think Shadowfax would be cool, but it did say in the book that he wouldn't let anyone ride him except Gandalf, soooooo... let's go fly an eagle :P






3.  ...travel through Moria or Mirkwood?

MIRK. WOOD. ELVES DFLKJDSLKJFDSLKJ

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4.  ...learn to make elvish rope or mithril chainmail?

Hm. Now both of these sound really interesting. Which shall I choose?

...BOTH HAHA




5.  ...try to outwit Smaug or Saruman?

Well..... I mean. Sauruman is super scary, but he can't blast me with fire. So even though riddling with a dragon sounds interesting, let's stick with something more my size. ;-)

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I mean. He's HUGE.


6.  ...spend an hour with Grima Wormtongue or Denethor?

...eeeewwwwwwwwwww. Ok so both of these... people... are super weird. BUT. I feel like even though Denethor is super messsed-up (like. Who burns himself and his son alive.), I feel like he would be more respectful of me. Not so Mr. Wormtougue.



7.  ...attend Faramir's wedding or Samwise's wedding?

MUST I choose. *cries* I think... I think I'll go to the Shire and leave a present in Minas Tirith for Faramir and Eowyn. Because Sam. <3

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<3

8.  ...have to care for the One Ring or the Arkenstone for a day?

Well. Even though Thorin is a bit intimidating and would be mad if I touched his Arkenstone... he's not a freakin' Dark Lord with nine creeps and a bunch of ugly bois in his service... so yeah xD

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9.  ...have tea with Bilbo or Frodo?

WHY. WHY the hard questions. Probably Frodo though.

does anyone know where I can get a pet Hobbit, I want one very badly

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10.  ...fight alongside Boromir or Eomer?

Ohhhh wow. Probably Eomer, although I love Boromir. Because I just can't. A HORSE-LORD. Plus his hair is awesome and that dude is BUFF.

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YAY
I DID IT

*dies*


I hope you enjoyed reading this post, and I sure am glad I got my answers in on time... sort of... xD


That's all for now!

...folks ;-)














Thursday, July 18, 2019

TOLKIEN

*drumrollllllllllllllll*

*bah-dum-tshhhhhhhhhh*

Hello hello my Elflings!!!! Time for that super fun and rather overdue post about...
TOLKIEN!!!!!!

Borrowed from TheOneRing.net :)

Who's excited??? I sure am!!!


WARNING:
You will probably see a lot of italics, caps, and bold letters in this post. That's digital fangirling. :P
ALSO. I might accidentally give some spoilers. Oh well. :P






So first let's break down what I liked about this awesome movie.

LIKE
EVERYTHING??

1: The movie was very well done.
This movie was done very well in the way that their CGIs were uh-mazing. I just can't get over how cool it was. GAH. I'm trying not to start randomly banging on the keyboard by way of digital fangirling, but it's hard. ACK.

2: They included the TCBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DUDE. HOW FUN WOULD IT BE TO HAVE THREE GUY FRIENDS WHO JUST GO TO THIS SUPER AMAZING PLACE CALLED BARROW'S STORES AND TALK BOOKS AND DRINK TEA AND ACT UP IN A PHILOSOPHICAL WAY?????? Oh. My. Gosh. 
So the TCBS (Tea Club, Barrovian Society) was basically Tolkien's buddy club, where he and his friends from King Edward's school in Birmingham, England, would go and hang out. There were nine, apparently, according to this website called Tolkien Gateway, (LIKE NINE PEOPLE IN THE FELLOWSHIP ASJDFLKSADJFLKSDAJFLKSDA) but the movie showed only four, including Tolkien. The other three were Christopher Wiseman, Geoffrey Bache Smith, and Robert Gilson. All of them were HILARIOUS in the movie. GAH IT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUUUUUUUUUUUN.


3: His relationship with Edith was portrayed as very sweet and chaste (for Hollywood :P)
You wouldn't expect Hollywood to go easy on the romance, would you?? Well, in this case I can say they did a pretty good job of keeping it clean. Other than the fact that their first kiss was rather... intense. :P


4: For the most part, all the children/young adults were RESPECTFUL TO THEIR ELDERS. 
Finally, Disney got something right. Tolkien and his four buddies did "defy" authority once or twice in the movie, but THEY DID IT RESPECTFULLY. They always gave their reasons for why they wanted this or did that, and they didn't try to say "I'm right and you're wrong, Mom/Dad/Other authority, so shut up and stop being such a KILLJOY". Applause for Disney. Thank you.

5: THE COSTUMES.
AAAAAAAA MY GOSH. THE. COSTUMES. 
I WAS BORN IN THE WRONG CENTURY.
Actually I was born in the whole entire wrong WORLD, am I right. I belong with the Elves in Middle Earth. Ahem. 



And now!! What I didn't like about Tolkien.

.....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



1: They left out how Tolkien's Catholic faith was a MAAAAAJOR part of his life.
Darn. This one's a real bummer. They did show him and his fellow schoolmates singing "Immortal, Invisible, God only Wise", but Tolkien was kinda like... off in La La Land? xD the expression on his face CERTAINLY wasn't one of paying attention. And they sorta made his priest-guardian grumpy. Well. He was an old man, and he was human. Idk. As long as it isn't taken to the extreme. I'M WATCHIN U DISNEY



And... that's it?

That's it!!!!!!

Well! I feel like this post should be longer because I made y'all look for so long. But. *shrug* :)


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ANYWAY. Did this post satisfy your craving? I hope so because *melts on the floor* I am dead. Blegh. Dead.

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^^my current situation :P
anyway Lacy out 
Oh, and be ready for a post that we all may or may not have forgotten was forthcoming. :P


UGH NOW I NEED A SMOOTHIE

Saturday, March 30, 2019

Tales from Mirkwood #1



.....drumrollllll.....

TA DA! IT IS THE FIRST OF THE MIRKWOOD TALES! WHOOP WHOOP!
I hope you like it!!

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    An arrow.
    Not the pleasantest thing to see before you die.
     But a job is a job, and an enemy bred for evil is an enemy bred for evil, and therefore must be destroyed.
    That's what happened to the orc on the ground in front of me.
    I sighed, and slung my bow over my shoulder. I walked away calmly. It was over. The last marauding orc was slain, and Mirkwood was once again free of the vermin.
    "Eriathwen!"
    I turned to see someone waiting for me farther up the path. I hastened my stride to meet him, and bowed with a hand on my heart to show submission and respect as I reached him.
    "My lord Legolas," I greeted him.
    "Eriathwen. You fight very bravely. I might give you a promotion soon," he replied, smiling.
    I bowed again to hide my excitement. A promotion! From a simple guard to a captain of scouts--it had always been my secret wish.
    "Thank you, my lord," I said. "I will try very hard to serve as best I may."
    He bestowed a smile on me. This only served to heighten my excitement. Why, if he was pleased with me I might even receive official mention!
    "Come, Eriathwen," he said. "We must return to the palace."
    I gave a nod of assent and followed.
    Later that night I was creeping around the halls. King Thranduil was hosting a banquet for some of his lords, and with all my heart I wished I was one of them. The sight of the food loaded on the long tables made my stomach growl, even though I had already eaten.
    Suddenly I caught some of their conversation.
    "...and she jumped down right in the middle of the orcs, fighting like a panther. They never saw it coming."
    It was Prince Legolas speaking. He kept telling his story, and the lords were eagerly drinking it in, when suddenly I realized that they were talking about me!
    I went scarlet to the roots of my hair, then just as quickly became pale. This was my official mention! I listened attentively and watched the king from my hiding place behind a large pillar. He was listening carefully too--I could tell, even though he was staring at his wine as he swirled it around in his glass.
    "Such a fighter deserves a better position," I heard him say when Legolas had finished. My heart leaped high with hope. Could his next sentence contain my promotion?
    "Call her in here," Thranduil said suddenly, and a servant at his elbow bowed and walked away.
    I realized that the servant would come looking for me in the guardrooms (which is where I should've been), so I slipped out of the hall. As soon as I could, however, I started running, so as to get there ahead of the servant.
    I just barely made it. He met me right by the entrance to the guardrooms. Met me! It was more like I crashed into him as I rounded the corner.
    "The king wishes to speak with you," he said, cool as ever in spite of our near-collision.
    I followed him back, panting, with my hopes rising higher every second. Just one word from the king and I could be a Scout! I was so excited.
    The servant left me at the door, and I walked in, fighting down my tumultuous emotions. I don't know how I got down the room, but somehow I did, for I found myself standing at the opposite end of the table from the king, bowing with the Guards' Salute.
    "Eriathwen," Thranduil said, with his most gracious tone. "I have heard positive reports of you from my son. I am very pleased with you."
    I was speechless and tense from excitement, but I bowed again and managed to say something along the lines of "serving my king is my honor and privilege".
    "Such diligent and unrelenting patriotism deserves a fitting reward. If you continue your admirable deeds, you might just receive a promotion to Scout Captain in a year's time."
    A year! I was crushed instantly. I know I must've gone white, for the king looked at me with a questioning air.
   "Thank you, my lord," I heard myself say. "I am honored." Then I bowed once more, turned, and walked out. I strode numbly past the barracks, went outside to the small pond near the palace, sat down--and burst into tears.
    ....a YEAR!
    It was all hopeless. I had been striving toward my goal for three years already. My hope, my dream, had been held tantalizingly in front of me, so excruciatingly close--and then withdrawn out of my reach. I was heartbroken.
    I had been sitting for some time when I sensed someone behind me. I stood, wiping my tears, and turned to face Legolas.
    I was ashamed, and hung my head down before him. It is considered beneath the dignity of the Elves to cry over petty trifles. But he didn't look condescendingly at me.
    "I understand how much that promotion meant to you," he said. "I am sorry."
    I bit my lip. If he continued on like this I was sure to start sobbing again.
    "But you should not despair," he continued on. "This setback will only make you stronger. Think: I know you deserve that promotion now--there is no doubt about that. But in a year from now, you will have even more deeds to show for yourself. So do not despair!"
    He lifted my chin and gave me an encouraging smile.
    "Come, mellon," he said.
    Mellon. Friend. The Prince of the Woodland Realm had called me friend! I was instantly hopeful again.
    "Thank you, my lord Legolas," I said, and a small smile crept over my face.
    As I followed him back to the palace, I thought to myself, Maybe he's right. There is hope after all.
    And tomorrow was another day.
~~~




AND THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS
THE FIRST OF THE TALES FROM MIRKWOOD
YIPE
I HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!!


Tell me your thoughts ma peeps!!! I want to hear all of your real, true, honest thoughts on this new project of mine. Does it need improvement, or is it completely perfect already (HA)? Your opinions help!


Thursday, October 4, 2018

Ask Legolas! (part one)

*crashing in the background*

*muffled yell*

*door opens and LEGOLAS crashes  into the desk*

LEGOLAS: ...ow...
Ouch. Ok, NOBODY SAW THAT. *sits in chair*
So, um, hi. I am Legolas Greenleaf--

GIMLI: *from inside closet* ...everybody knows that, laddie...

L: Stop calling me "laddie"! That is SO not Elvish.

G: *grumbling inside the closet*

L: I guess I should tell everyone why we-- I mean I--am here. The door I just came through is obviously magical. Here's a picture of it:

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We--Gimli and I--happened upon it right in the middle of Mirkwood, and I decided to go through. It was EXTREMELY dark in there, and I think there were a lot of random things lying around--that's what all that crashing was about up there--but finally, I saw a light a far way off. I went through...no, I was catapulted through, and crashed MOST ungracefully into this....table thing.

G: IT'S CALLED A DESK! HOW ARE YOU EVER GOING TO FUNCTION IN THE REAL WORLD, LADDIE???

L: *looks around dryly* I think I'm doing ok so far...

G: *realizing he walked right into that one* Oh, of all the....hrmph.

L: Anyway, Gimli is for some reason still in there, and I am here to....um...actually I have no idea what I'm doing here. Oh, I know! I can end this post here, and you readers can ask me any questions you have about Lacy, because I know her really well, seeing as, hahaha, I just found what looks like her diaryyyyyyyy! So I am gonna stop now, and you start asking questions! Lacy won't mind me doing this, I'm sure--

G: ...really?

L: --um...*goes red* Anyway, ask any question you have and I'll get back to them! See you later, everyone!

G: GET ME OUT OF HERE! I CAN'T SEE!

L: *turns to leave and narrowly misses falling over a stool* Oh, how undignified...*groans* NOBODY SAW THAT. Any way! Bye! I'll be back soon to answer your questions!


LEGOLAS

Thursday, September 27, 2018

The 2018 Tolkien Blog Party!

Hello, everyone, and welcome! So this is my very very very first blog all by myself (you can find the book review blog that I and my two friends run here)!!! So! I am very excited to be doing this, and one of the first things you'll notice is that my poor little blog is not done. Severely not done. But you have to give me some slack...this is the first time I have ever made my own blog, and I have like zero idea what I'm doing. Sooo...

Anyway, I heard about this blog party--started by Hamlette at The Edge of The Precipice --from my bestest friend Ceci at Ceci Creates, and I am so glad she told me about it, because I am a SUPERHUGE Tolkien fan! I thought, "What else do you write in your very first post ever, other than something you love?" So! Here goes this AMAZING blog party!



Tolkien Tag 2018

1.  What's your favorite Middle-earth story/book?

Definitely the Lord of the Rings trilogy! ...that sounds so mainstream...

2.  Do you have a favorite subplot?

Um, yeah! Legolas' and Gimli's friendship development! They are so funny together!


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3.  What's your favorite theme in Tolkien's books?  (Can be in one specific story, or overall.)

I love the overall theme of loyalty. I mean, gosh, this world would be an amazingly different place if everyone just showed HALF the loyalty that the characters in The Lord of The Rings do.

4.  Do you have a favorite weapon from Middle-earth?

Em...everyone else says Sting or Glamdring... uh... does the Ring count? :P Just kiddin'! I think it would be awesome to have Legolas' bow (or Legolas' daggers. Or his sword.).

5.  Would you like to be a hobbit?

Uuuuuuuum.... no. I am quite content with being an Elf. I don't think I could stand not being able to reach the top shelf. BUT in a hobbit hole I guess the shelves would be to scale, so you wouldn't have that problem. ;-)

6.  Do you have a favorite romance/couple?

EMIGOSH I LOVE FARAMIR AND EOWYN TO DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!! Y'all, seriously, they are so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE sorry.

7.  What's your favorite Middle-earth creature?  (Can be "real" or "imaginary.")

Oh, definitely Balrogs. 
YOU REALLY THOUGHT I MEANT THAT?????????? Haha, gotcha!
Um... do Elves count as creatures? :P (no idea where I was gonna take that...)

8.  What character do you look the most like?

Um, I would like to say that I look like Legolas, because when I do my super-long hair a certain way........ ;-) BTW, one of my nicknames from my friend's sister is  "Girl Legolas". AND. NUFF SAID. I LOVE IT.
But I think that if looks came to anything I might look like one of the "extras" in no particular scene. :P

9.  Are there any books about Middle-earth or Professor Tolkien (but not written by him) you recommend?

Dang, I really wish I could answer this one! Unfortunately, though, I can't. I haven't read anything about Middle-Earth or Professor Tolkien (although if I had it my way, I would have my own room, lined with shelves full of Middle-Earth books, posters all over the wall of all my favorite characters........mainly Legolas...........). Sorry about that, Tolkien fans! BUT you know there are other awesome fans that have done this tag and I'm sure that they have some great suggestions! :D

10.  List up to ten of your favorite lines/quotations from the Middle-earth books and/or movies.


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And there you have it! My answers to this awesome tag, AND my first blog post on The Life Of An Elf! Many thanks to Hamlette at The Edge Of The Precipice and also to Ceci at Ceci Creates!


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